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--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/mod_swedishchef/mod_swedishchef.lua	Fri Oct 02 02:04:55 2009 +0200
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+-- Copyright (C) 2009 Florian Zeitz
+-- Copyright (C) 2009 Matthew Wild
+-- 
+-- This project is MIT/X11 licensed. Please see the
+-- COPYING file in the source package for more information.
+--
+local st = require "util.stanza";
+
+local chef = {  
+  { th = "t" }, 
+
+  { ow = "o"},
+  {["([^%w])o"] = "%1oo",
+  O = "Oo"},
+
+  {au = "oo",
+  u = "oo", U = "Oo"},
+  {["([^o])o([^o])"] = "%1u%2"},
+  {ir = "ur",
+
+  an = "un", An = "Un", Au = "Oo"},
+
+  {e = "i", E = "I"},
+
+  { i = function () return select(math.random(2), "i", "ee"); end },
+
+  {a = "e", A = "E"},
+
+  {["e([^%w])"] = "e-a%1"},
+  {f = "ff"}, 
+
+  {v = "f", V = "F"},
+  {w = "v", W = "V"} };
+  
+function swedish(english)
+	local eng, url = english:match("(.*)(http://.*)$");
+	if eng then english = eng; end
+
+	for _,v in ipairs(chef) do
+		for k,v in pairs(v) do
+			english = english:gsub(k,v);
+		end
+	end
+	english = english:gsub("the", "zee");
+	english = english:gsub("The", "Zee");
+	english = english:gsub("tion", "shun");
+	english = english:gsub("[.!?]$", "%1\nBork Bork Bork!");
+	return tostring(english..((url and url) or ""));
+end
+
+function check_message(data)
+	local origin, stanza = data.origin, data.stanza;
+	
+	local body, bodyindex;
+	for k,v in ipairs(stanza) do
+		if v.name == "body" then
+			body, bodyindex = v, k;
+		end
+	end
+	
+	if not body then return; end
+	body = body:get_text();
+	
+	if body then
+		stanza[bodyindex][1] = swedish(body);
+	end
+end
+
+module:hook("message/bare", check_message);
+